Hugh: Calm down, folks. Just tell me what did the Jimster do.
Nick: He busted my skateboard, dude!
Carl: He said I'm gonna be dust in the wind.
Grandma Neutron: He made me smile and my dentures fell out! (false teeth falls out)
Sheen: He mocked Ultralord's family.
Cindy: (dreamily) He made my heart sing--I mean (seriously) he said said things to me so vile and despicable that I cannot repeat them in mixed company!
Man: And he threw a pie on my face!
Hugh: (chuckles) You can't beat the classics.