Carl: What do we do now?
Sheen: There's only one thing we can do.
(scene cuts to a small lizard on a cage)
Sheen: Bonzilla?!? He's only 10 inches high. What a rip-off! He probably couldn't hurt...
(Bonzilla blows fire on Sheen)
Sheen: (moans) Jimmy, what's the Japanese word for "Ambulance"? (faints)