Captain Haddock: (Reading the Parish Flash issue) 'Exclusive! Milanese nightingale Bianca Castafiore to marry old salt!
Parrot: Old salt!
Captain Haddock: Brutes! Filibusters!
Prof. Calculus: Congratulations, my dear friend! What good news!
Bianca Castafiore: Oh, Captain. Have you seen the marvellous article the Paris Flash did on me?
Captain Haddock: You call that a marvellous article? l call it preposterous! Outrageous!
Bianca Castafiore: Oh, this isn't the first time, you know? They're always predicting I'm about to marry the most impossible people.