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    iamnotanerd

    [1]Dec 8, 2007
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    I'll go first: this is a blockblister version of the movie, "Ishtar" called "Isktar".

    Two people are walking around outside.

    Person#1: We are two lounge singers! We suck at singing but we think we are good! We have no money so we now have gig in the Middle East!

    Person#2: Now we are tangled in a political plot involving a map and a refugee that doesn't make much sense! But because of our predcament, the CIA is trying to kill us!

    (Person#2 looks at the camera)

    Person#2: Oh no!

    Person#1: Who is it? Is it the CIA who is trying to kill us?

    (Person#2 looks at Person#1)

    Person#2: No, it's the reviews!

    Person#1 & Person#2: No!

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    cocobean12

    [2]Dec 12, 2007
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    I have one! They could do a Blockblister version of "Toy Story" and make it "Doy Story"! I'll do my best at the transcript:


    Blini (dressed in bad Woody costume): Hello. I am the Woody cowboy. Pull my string and hear me talk. (Tugs onfake string) The town. She ain't big enough for two of us.

    Biscotti (dressed in bad Buzz costume): I am the Buzz Lightyear of Space Command. I can shoot a laser from my arm. (Presses laser pointer, attached to his wrist, towards the camera)

    Blini: (Tugs the string again) The snake. She is in my boots.

    Biscotti: To the infinity and beyond!


    Not exactlythe best (bad)work I've done but there you go.

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    coaster41395

    [3]Dec 14, 2007
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    Those are good.
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    Dirk4MVP

    [4]Jan 5, 2008
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    i don't have any ideas right now.
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    SpongeyYoshi

    [5]Feb 18, 2008
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    "National Treader"

    Person 1: I am de Ben. My friends Riley and Abbie want to get the National Treader!

    Person 2: No! I want the Traeder! I will stop you from getting it!

    -Person 1 and 2 push each other-

    Person 2: Ha! You must get me to de National Treader!

    Person 1: It is... over there!

    Person 2: Okay! -walks away-

    Person 1: Yay! Abbie and Riley and I find the National Treader!

    Person 2: Darn it!

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    meatboys

    [6]Feb 18, 2008
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    no no no no no

    you no ask for Spiderman

    you ask for spidernan

    "Look, i am the spidernan, i do whatever a spidernan can"
    "I am Mary Jane, i am in love with you, spidernan"

    "but, green goblin try to kill me"

    "oh no"

    "Yes, i am green goblin, i now throw bomb.... boom"

    "Owy"

    "i throw another one"

    'Owy"

    This movie better

    Much better

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    coaster41395

    [7]Feb 19, 2008
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    Dirk4MVP wrote:
    i don't have any ideas right now.

    Me neither.

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    iamnotanerd

    [8]Mar 30, 2008
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    I have two ideas:

    The first one, instead of being called Date Movie, it's called Date Flick.

    Person#1:I love you.

    Person#2:I love you too.

    Person#1:I'm the king of the world!

    Person#2:You had me at hello.

    The second one, instead of being called Plan 9 from Outer Space, it's called Plan 9 from Inner Space.

    Person#1:We must take over the earth...

    Person#2:Let us use plan 9 to take over the earth.

    Person#1:Okay. What is Plan 9?

    Person#2:The plan we will use to take over the earth.

    Person#1:How will we do that?

    Person#2:We will make a really bad movie-that is how we will take over the earth.
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    Collegebound06

    [9]Mar 31, 2008
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    i like the second one lol
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    iamnotanerd

    [10]Apr 4, 2008
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    I know this one is still in theatres but seeing as Drake starred in it I couldn't resist-

    Hero Movie

    Person#1: I am Rick Riker-I am superhero but I am not a very good superhero. I am a very clumsy superhero.

    Person#2: I am villain: I am evil. Now I go do evil. Bleah!

    (Person#2 gives a nudge on the persons face making it look like he punched her. Papa comes out dressed like Leslie Neilsen)

    Papaon't call me Shirley!
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    coaster41395

    [11]Apr 13, 2008
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    Hahaha I like the superhero one.
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    Collegebound06

    [12]May 3, 2008
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    oh my gosh thats so hilarious..i love it..that would be wonderful for the reunion or something
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    PPG-Katelyn

    [13]Aug 21, 2008
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    I can't think of a script nor parody name right now but I think it would be funny if they parodied 'Matilda'.
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    iamnotanerd

    [14]Apr 28, 2009
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    Anastasia

    Person#1: Oh Oh Woe was me! I am Anya and I have no idea where my family is! Plus, I am in Russia, and in Russia it is cold! Brr!

    (Person#2 walks in dressed like Dimitri)

    Person#2: You are actually Anastasia Romanov, the only Romanov who survived.

    Person#1; No, I'm not!

    Person#2: Yes you are!

    Person#1: Okay.

    (The father suddenly walks in dressed like Rasputin)

    Papa: I am Rasputin-I want to kill you!

    Person#1 & Person#2: Oh no!
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    danparkerstudio

    [15]Mar 7, 2010
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    Here are mine.

    Thomas And The Magic Railroad/Thomas And The Magic Air-Road

    The "movie" showed Blini and Biscotti wearing airplane costumes.

    "This is a magic air-road," said Blini. "And I am Thomas," said Biscotti, "We must save it from going away." Then, glitter is poured all over everything.

    "Wow," said Biscotti, "We saved the magic air-road." "Wee," said Blini,

    "We're true heroes." "Wee!" they both said.

    Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs/Snow White And The Seven Wharfs

    It shows Blini dressed as Snow White. "Hi, I am Snow White. Who am I?"

    Then, Biscotti shows a cardboard with seven wharfs painted on it. "This," he said, "We are the seven wharfs. We are animated. Animated, animated."

    "Yes," said Blini, "You all are. Wharfs for me to go to."

    Toy Story/Boy Story

    In it, Biscotti is a boy.

    "Oh, I am a boy, this is a boy story," he said, "This will be a story about me, a boy. I am a boy. It's a boy story. I am doing boy things."

    The Secret Of NIMH/The Secret Of JIMH

    It showed Biscotti looking at a wall, with a drawing of numbers on it. "Hey, what is this?" he began, "Oh, it really a set of numbers. A set of numbers. What could it mean? It is probably the Secret Of JIMH. I know it's the secret of JIMH all along."

    The Cat In The Hat/The Cat With The Bat

    It showed Biscotti dress like a cat, well, sort of. "Hello," he said, "I am the cat with the bat." He showed his bat.

    "I do not know what to do with this," he continued. Then, Gnocchi, dressed like a girl came into view. "Do you want to whack me with that bat?" he said.

    "Okey-dokey," said Biscotti, and he gave him a soft whack with his bat. Gnocchi fell down. "I don't know what to do with this bat," said Biscotti. Then Blini came into view. "Wee," she said.

    Space Jam/Space Ham

    It showed a ham on a space poster. It had the voice of Biscotti. "Yaga, this is a Space Ham. It's in space. Who knows? I don't know why someone wants to have a Space Ham. (With a Radioactive Opera Singer dissolving a poilicemen and FBI agents at the end)

    Lost In Space/Found In Space

    It shows Blini and Biscotti dressed as astronauts. The costumes are actually made out of cardboard.

    "Yay," said Biscotti, "We are now floating in the space." "We are now going to be found," said Bilni. "We want to be found," said Biscotti, "Because, we are now found in space."

    And a cardboard box appears next to them. "We are really found in space," said Biscotti.

    Sailor Moon/Sailor Joon

    Coming Soon.

    These are on my Fanfiction.net account.
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