The Amazing Race Season 11 Episode 12

Oswald: (ripping first clue) Roadblock! No, kidding.

Oswald : Hello. Did I just passed you like a thousand times?
Pilot: Yes.
Oswald: You were right here?
Pilot: Uh-huh.
Oswald: All the time?
Pilot: It's good camouflage. Here you are. (He hands Ozzie back the GPS.)
Oswald: How much do I not like you.

Charla: (at the Roadblock) I would be dead if I was in the navy right now. They would have found me dead and come and take my body.

Charla: (at the Roadblock) In this hot beaming sun, it's not that easy. You guys have a tough job. No wonder there's all this Military Navy discounts. You need a little more than that. You guys do too much for stuff.

Mirna: (to Charla at the Roadblock) Careful. Follow instructions. God be with you. Use the GPS, it tells you which way to go. You should not press any buttons. Do you understand that?

Army Sergeant: Alright guys, you are done.
Oswald: Literally or figuratively?

Dustin: (in an interview segment) There is no charming the Sergeant. The Sergeant was all about business. We weren't getting anywhere with a smile. We had to scrub!

Mirna: (in an interview segment) Getting on to that plane was an amazing feeling. It was gigantic and we look like two little ants.

Army Sargeant: (at the "Engine Care" Detour) See, right beside the big streak?
Danny: This streak.
Army Sargeant: Over a little bit. Up.
Danny: (sprays water on the AO) Sorry, I didn't mean to wet you.

Oswald: We're not sure whether we landed in Japan or in Alaska, coz we felt the cold breeze, freezing cold. But we don't care.

Oswald: (at the ferry terminal) There are no signs from the other teams. We're assuming they're already running around like chickens without their heads at the Hong Kong airport.

Mirna: (in a foreign accent) You have cellphones? Call airport, airport information. How you say airport?
Cab Driver: Airport.
Mirna: (repeating after the cab driver) Airport. (to the cameraman) We have to try to do the right accent, makes all the difference in the world.

Eric: (referring to the Beauty Queens) Do you think they went to the airport to research some flights?
Mirna: I don't know. I mean, Charla said that they don't know how to use the internet.
Charla: I didn't say that. I said, I haven't seen them using the internet.

Charla: (in an interview segment) At first I was a little hesitant coming back to the race because it is challenging on my body and having racers of the Amazing Race competing against you, it is scary. You have to be tough. There is no other way of playing the game.

Eric: I just want to win. I don't want to be second place. I'm not doing it again.

Oswald: I'll tell you who we want to win. We would love for Charla and Mirna to win.

Oswald: Oswald and Danny...
Oswald and Danny: ...you're the last team to arrive.
Danny: Not fair, no. I want to stay.

Charla: Okay. So I'm going to the landing zone. I hope there's no poison ivy out here.

Danny: To be able to go through this and survive it twice leads me to believe that I will have Oswald in my life always. He will pushing the wheelchair as I'm going into the home. A gay nursing home that I'm going to "open up."
Oswald: And hopefully by then we wont be speaking as much that's he'll be interrupting me every time I say something.

Danielle: Eric is going to kill me. We're not going to be in the top three because of me. I don't know what to do.

Phil: (to Dustin and Kandice, after awarding them ATV prize for first place) Do you have any idea how many toys you guys have?

Dustin: (waiting for helicopter to arrive and rescue her) My brothers are going to be so jealous of me.

Charla: (regarding Dustin and Kandice) We'll knock those crowns off their heads.

Charla: (indicating item on the GPS) Is that the arrow?
Naval Officer: Ma'am, I told you not to touch the screen.

Danielle: I'm the worst at directions.

Eric: Danielle is doing the Roadblock because I've already done all my Roadblocks.

Oswald: Oh my God, the Teletubbies go to war. I am at the landing zone for pickup.

Pilot: Going to take a steep nosedive and you will experience Zero-G.
Mirna: Got my barf bag, that's all that matters.

Mirna: Charla, please hurry. Mathematics books are really important. They help you out in life.

Mirna: Charla, can you run?! Please, Charla, it's for a million dollars!

Charla: We decided to do the humanitarian Detour because I like to help people that are in need.

Airport Employee: You need to hurry, the plane is boarding now.
Oswald: Oh God, here we go again.

Danielle: Hopefully we'll get a good flight because, as we all know, our worst luck comes with flights.