The Andy Griffith Show

Season 5 Episode 13

Andy and Helen Have Their Day

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Dec 14, 1964 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Andy and Barney are at the courthouse)
      Andy: You look tired this mornin'.
      Barney: (yawns) Well, I was out a little bit late last night.
      Andy: What'd ya do? Have a date?
      Barney: (laughs) Yeah.
      Andy: What time did you go to bed?
      Barney: Oh, I don't know. I don't think my head hit the pillow before a quarter to eleven.
      Andy: Hmm. I don't know how you keep up a pace like that. Where'd you go? Morrelli's?
      Barney: Well, we started out at Morrelli's.
      Andy: Yeah? Then what?
      Barney: Well, we went over to her house and watched a little... quote "TV".
      Andy: Oh. (laughs) Lights off, huh?
      Barney: It's kinda hard on your eyes to watch TV with the lights on.