(Andy and Barney are at the courthouse)
Andy: You look tired this mornin'.
Barney: (yawns) Well, I was out a little bit late last night.
Andy: What'd ya do? Have a date?
Barney: (laughs) Yeah.
Andy: What time did you go to bed?
Barney: Oh, I don't know. I don't think my head hit the pillow before a quarter to eleven.
Andy: Hmm. I don't know how you keep up a pace like that. Where'd you go? Morrelli's?
Barney: Well, we started out at Morrelli's.
Andy: Yeah? Then what?
Barney: Well, we went over to her house and watched a little... quote "TV".
Andy: Oh. (laughs) Lights off, huh?
Barney: It's kinda hard on your eyes to watch TV with the lights on.