The Andy Griffith Show

Season 2 Episode 15

Bailey's Bad Boy

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Jan 15, 1962 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Andy (after Bailey catches his first fish): Would you look at that--- he no more than got his line in the water before he caught his self a fish.
      Opie: Takes you longer than that, don't it, Pa?
      Andy: It sure does. Sometimes I'll come out here and sit as much as a half a day without even a nibble.
      Bailey: Yeah?
      Andy: You already got a nice 'un.
      Opie: And a pretty good sized one too, huh, Pa?
      Andy: You better know it. Boy, you're a better man than I am. (pause) What's the matter?
      Bailey: Oh, you think you're real cute, don't you Sheriff?
      Andy: How's that?
      Bailey: Well, come on, I'm wise. You think you can butter me up, make me feel real good, and I'll ask my dad to go easy on you. Well it won't work so just forget it.
      Opie (after Bailey has stormed off to the other side of the deck): How do you like that, he just let him get away.
      Andy: Yep. I'm afraid the fish ain't the only one that got away.