The Andy Griffith Show

Season 2 Episode 20

Barney and the Choir

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Feb 19, 1962 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Thelma Lou hears that Barney is going to join the choir)
      Thelma Lou: Barney's going to be in the choir? My Barney?
      Andy: That's right.
      Thelma Lou: But Barney can't sing.
      Andy: I know.
      Thelma Lou: He's a warm, wonderful person and I love him dearly; but he can't sing.
      Andy: That's true.
      Thelma Lou: He's kind, considerate, good-hearted - the most gentle person I've ever known; but he can't sing.
      Andy: You're right.
      Thelma Lou: He's the man I want to marry - the man I want to be the father of my children...
      Andy: But he can't sing.
      Thelma Lou: Not a lick!