The Andy Griffith Show

Season 4 Episode 30

Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt

Aired Monday 9:30 PM May 04, 1964 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Andy: Is it a joke when a girl kisses you like that?
      Gomer: No, sirree, it ain't no joke to me.
      Andy: Well, what does it mean when a fella and a girl kiss?
      Gomer: It means they got to marry.
      Andy: (to Thelma Lou) There you are.
      Thelma Lou: Oh, no!
      Gomer: Shoot, my mama and daddy just shook hands on their deal.