The Andy Griffith Show

Season 3 Episode 27

Barney's First Car

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Apr 01, 1963 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • [Barney & Andy are on the porch waiting to see the car Barney might buy]
      Barney: This is just about the biggest thing I ever bought.
      Andy: It's a major step.
      Barney: Last big buy I made was my Mom's and Dad's anniversary present.
      Andy: What'd ya get 'em?
      Barney: Septic tank.
      Andy: [amazed] For their anniversary?
      Barney: Yeah. Oh, they're really hard to buy for. Besides, it was something they could use. They were really thrilled... 2 tons of concrete, all steel-reinforced.
      Andy: You're a fine son, Barn.
      Barney: Well, I try.