Barney's lines - which episode??

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    [1]Dec 12, 2008
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    I'm driving myself crazy trying to recall which episodes contained these lines, delivered by Barney Fife. Can anyone assist??

    - We're talkin' about it… we're just discussin' it!

    - We oughta move in right now!!

    - I'm Barney Fife, Deputy Sheriff!!

    - I'm gonna keep these baby blues wide open!

    - Do you think I don't know a conspiracy when I see one?!

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    [2]Dec 16, 2008
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    I think the conspiracy line is when Barney is running against Andy in the sheriff election
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    [3]Dec 16, 2008
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    We oughta move in right now!!

    This one might be when Barney and Andy were going to arrest Rube Sloan (aka Raif Hollister)based on the information the Morrison sisters gave them
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    [4]Dec 16, 2008
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    Ok, my turn for a little trivia;

    What is the name of Opie's horse and why does the horse make Barney angry?

    Who is Mrs. McGruder and what was her occupation HINT: we never see Mrs. McGruder but we do see her cousin.

    What is the cousin's REAL name.

    How does Andy get Barney to give up his motorcycle (which Barney calls an "addition to the rolling stock")?

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    [5]May 2, 2009
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    jptrick wrote:

    Ok, my turn for a little trivia;

    What is the name of Opie's horse and why does the horse make Barney angry?

    Who is Mrs. McGruder and what was her occupation HINT: we never see Mrs. McGruder but we do see her cousin.

    What is the cousin's REAL name.

    How does Andy get Barney to give up his motorcycle (which Barney calls an "addition to the rolling stock")?



    Opie's horse is Blackey and he makes Barney angry because he is invisible.

    Mrs. McGruder is the cleaning woman at the bank.

    Her cousins real name...I suppose you are looking Barney Fife because they never mention her cousins real name.

    Andy gets Barney to give up to motorcycle after burning a sign saying it was in the Battle of Chateau-Thierry and that it deserves to be over at the war museum. How about some more trivia...

    What was Clara Edwards characters original name in the series?

    When Barney is asking Otis, in his sleep, where a still is located what or whose address is given?

    What was Andy and Barney's school teachers nickname?
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    [6]Aug 8, 2009
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    otis definitely gives Barney, Barney's own address which really makes Barney mad as he was on his way to solving Otis' drinking problem!
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    vidking

    [7]Apr 15, 2010
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    what about the episode where crooks put barney in a wet paper bag and he can"t get out of it and andy comes and recues him.


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    vidking

    [8]Apr 15, 2010
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    a joke..... would make a good SNL skit...

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    vidking

    [9]Apr 15, 2010
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    they should put the character barney in the new Mgrubber movie!! that would be funny!! heheh hee haw

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    [10]Apr 15, 2010
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    iF they made a movie version of this show they would made it either an extremeparody comedy or go the way they did with "Dukes of HAzard"


    hey!!!maybe made barney meets jr ewing or something.....conbine the two . 2 in one this and dallas parody plus put gomer in the REAL marines today!!! ......OH OH....barney joins get smart agents......


    hee haw...



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