The Andy Griffith Show

Season 3 Episode 31

Mountain Wedding

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Apr 29, 1963 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Briscoe Darling is waiting for Andy & Barney when they come into the courthouse)
      Briscoe: Well, there's this fella up home: Ernest T. Bass. He just don't take to Dud and Charlene bein' married.
      Andy: Well, it's all legal and everything. I give you a copy of the marriage certificate and kept a copy here for my files.
      Briscoe: I know that. But that doesn't signify with Ernest T. Bass. He keeps botherin' Charlene... yellin' in the night... throwin' rocks through the windows.
      Andy: Well, can't you and your boys handle it?
      Briscoe: Well, we thought about killin' him – kinda hated to go that far.
      Barney: Oh, it's a wise man that knows it's illegal to take the law into one's own hands.
      Briscoe: Is he arguin' with me?
      Andy: He's agreein' with you.
      Briscoe: Just so's I know where I stand.