The Andy Griffith Show

Season 3 Episode 31

Mountain Wedding

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Apr 29, 1963 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Briscoe: Well, it'll probably be a while 'fore Ernest T. Bass comes along. Did you bring your stringin' instrument, Sheriff?
      Andy: Uh, I didn't think we'd have time for any music.
      Briscoe: Got time to breathe, ya got time for music. (picks up a guitar) How many strings you used to?
      Andy: Well, there's six on my guitar.
      Briscoe: Well, here's one with five. Just kinda let that thumb hang free and enjoy the music.
      Dud: Hey, how 'bout playin' Never Hit Your Grandma With A Great Big Stick?
      Charlene: No, Dud, that one makes me cry.