The Andy Griffith Show

Season 3 Episode 14

One-Punch Opie

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Aired Monday 9:30 PM Dec 31, 1962 on CBS

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    • (Opie and the townboys are about to leave the courthouse after Andy's lecture)
      Barney: Now, boys, I'd like to just add a word or two to what the Sheriff has said, so as to make everything absolutely clear. I think it's only fair to warn you that if you keep on getting' into trouble and breakin' the law, it can only lead to one thing: incarceration. Now, I know none of you likes the idea of bein' incarcerated. The idea scares you a little bit, doesn't it?
      Opie: Yeah. And we don't even know what it means.
      Barney: Ho, ho, well, to be incarcerated…
      Johnny Paul: I know what it means. It's like when a doctor gives you a shot.
      Barney: No. No, that's inarculated. No, I mean jail – locked up.

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