(Barney & Andy are in the courthouse; through the window Barney sees Opie walking with Helen)
Barney: Boy, things sure were different when you and I went to school. 'Member? Teachers and kids were natural enemies then.
Andy: Yeah. Hey, 'member Miss van Roder?
Barney: Oh, "The Beast of the Fourth Floor"?
Andy: (laughs) "The Beast of the Fourth Floor".
Barney: 'Member when we put ink in her thermos bottle?
Andy: 'Member the tack in her chair?
Barney: Then we put that garter snake in her desk drawer.
Barney: Boy, she sure was mean.