Aunt Bee: Andy, let me make something quite clear, I'm going to be very upset if you do anything foolish about my birthday.
Andy: You got a birthday comin'?
Aunt Bee: I mean it! Now you've got to promise me to be sensible. Birthdays are just for children.
Andy: Well don't fret about it, it'd be terrible to see worry wrinkles on a girl of 22!
(Opie & Andy are discussing Aunt Bee's birthday)
Opie: How old's Aunt Bee?
Andy: You know, I'm not rightly sure.
Opie: I'll ask her.
Andy: Whoa, I wouldn't do that. See, Aunt Bee, she ain't too sure about it either.
Opie: She don't know how old she is?
Andy: Nothin' so surprisin' about that. It's easy for her to forget.
Opie: Don't she even know the day she was born on?
Andy: She knows the day alright, it's the year she's a little fuzzy on.
Aunt Bee: (enters the room) Andy, can I drive into town with you?
Andy: Well, sure. Just let me go upstairs and get changed.
Opie: Aunt Bee, don't you really know how old you are?
Andy: Heh heh. We was just havin' a little, uh, litle guessin' game.
Aunt Bee: Well, let's see now. I must be 21.
Opie: But you were 21 last year.
Andy: Oh, that's right. It worked out so well that Aunt Bee thought she'd go around again.
Opie: Are you allowed to do that?
Aunt Bee: You know, Opie's right. I must be goin' on 22.
Andy: Oohhh... you look so much younger!
Don Knotts does not appear in this episode.