The Andy Griffith Show

Season 4 Episode 10

Up in Barney's Room

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Dec 02, 1963 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Mrs. Mendlebright is upset that Barney's cooking in his room)
      Mrs. Mendlebright: It's not only your cooking, Mr. Fife. (she takes light bulb from his lamp) This is a 75-watt bulb and the rule is: no bulbs over 40-watts… and you keep it on all night.
      Barney: Well, I'm studyin' if you must know.
      Mrs. Mendlebright: I've seen you sleeping with it on.
      Barney: Snoop! Snoop!
      Mrs. Mendlebright: You're afraid of the dark.
      Barney: Bulb snatcher!
      Mrs. Mendlebright: Mr. Fife, I shall have to ask you to leave my house. There is someone who's a real gentleman who can use this room. So, kindly leave my house. (she leaves the room)
      Barney: (calls after her) With pleasure! Whoever heard of a room you couldn't cook in anyways? Six dollars a week and what do I get? Heartaches! Nothin' but heartaches!