The Andy Milonakis Show Season 1 Episode 8

Andy: Ralphie!
Ralphie: Who's this? Freddy Kruger?
Andy: No I'm not Freddy Kruger. It's Andy.
Ralphie: Okay.
Andy: My turtle's missing. Come quick.

Muti: (singing) I really love my pet smmmnail. He makes me smmmmile. I would walk a mile, just to see him smmmmile. One day, we went smmmnorkling. I saw a whale. And a smmmmelt and then my smmmnail did run away. Away. Away. Away. I'll miss you my pet smmmnail. I love you.

Rivka: Wow! That Man Man is the man maniest!

Ralphie: Water! So thirsty! Water! So thirsty! Water! (drinks water out of a cactus)
Andy: So thirsty! So thirsty! So thirsty! (drinks chocolate milshake out of a cactus)
Ralphie: No fair! I want a chocolate milkshake!
Andy: Too bad! its my chocolate milkshake! Drink your stupid water.
Ralphie: I hate you Andy.