The Andy Milonakis Show

Season 1 Episode 8

episode 8

Aired Sunday 10:30 PM Aug 14, 2005 on MTV 2



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Andy: Ralphie!
      Ralphie: Who's this? Freddy Kruger?
      Andy: No I'm not Freddy Kruger. It's Andy.
      Ralphie: Okay.
      Andy: My turtle's missing. Come quick.

    • Muti: (singing) I really love my pet smmmnail. He makes me smmmmile. I would walk a mile, just to see him smmmmile. One day, we went smmmnorkling. I saw a whale. And a smmmmelt and then my smmmnail did run away. Away. Away. Away. I'll miss you my pet smmmnail. I love you.

    • Rivka: Wow! That Man Man is the man maniest!

    • Ralphie: Water! So thirsty! Water! So thirsty! Water! (drinks water out of a cactus)
      Andy: So thirsty! So thirsty! So thirsty! (drinks chocolate milshake out of a cactus)
      Ralphie: No fair! I want a chocolate milkshake!
      Andy: Too bad! its my chocolate milkshake! Drink your stupid water.
      Ralphie: I hate you Andy.

  • Notes

  • Allusions