The Angry Beavers

Dagski and Norb:
The Beavers are two tough, street-smart detectives in a broad send-up of 70's cop shows.

Shell or High Water:
The boys' typical squabbling falls by the wayside for a day of brotherly togetherness. They get caught up in building a huge sand castle and the fantasy world that grows with it.

Long Tall Daggy:
Norb, who's four minutes older, has always been just a wee bit taller than Dag (something he relishes). His world is turned upside down when Dag shows up for their weekly measuring and has grown to be a wee bit taller than him.

Practical Jerks:
The practical joking Beavers get a taste of their own medicine, when the tribe of girl raccoons from Mighty Knothead' haze the boys as a right of passage.

Stare and Stare Alike!:
The two beavers have a staring contest that doesn't halt for anything... even the result of their long-awaited contest on TV.

I am Not an Animal I'm Scientist #1:
One of those weird scientists with the white coats is turned into a beaver and outmasters the two brothers with his new technological dam.

Mistaken Identity:
After a Russian spacecraft crashes into the dam and makes a huge hole, Daggett and Norbert argue over who will fix the dam and clean up the mess. Norbert fails in his attempt to trick Daggett, so they assume each other's identity in a contest to see who can stand to be the other for the longest amount of time.

Easy Peasy Rider:
The Beavers are terrorised by a mean biker gang, but Dag thinks that being a biker is really cool.

Pass It On:
In a Beaver version of "Are You Afraid Of The Dark" Norb, Dag and all their pals (Treeflower, Truckee, Barry the Bear, Bing and Stump) tell a campfire story which is on the on the verge of outrageous.

Stump's Family Reunion:
Daggett and Norbert accompany Stump to his family reunion because Stump is a bit leery about meeting his woody kinfolk. Norb warns Dag not to embarrass him like he usually does. However, Norb gets a headache which causes him to become delirious and ends embarrassing Daggett in front of Stump's family, who aren't too happy about two wood-eating creatures being at their reunion.

In Search of Big Byoo-Tox:
Unsneaky Dag enlists the help of a big hairy guy he thinks is the elusive creature, Big Byoo-Tox, to teach him his stealthy ways so he can take a toy away from his brother Norb.

Moronathon Man:
When the scientist's neon-red "stupidity potion" ends up in the forest pond, all the animals begin to behave like idiots, including Norbert. Dag is the only animal who doesn't drink the potion and thus thinks that he has been left out of a new and exciting game. Not to be outdone, Daggett deliberately drinks the "stupidity potion," but finds out that he's immune to it. This turns out to be a good thing for the scientist and creatures of the forest, as Dag's belches become an antidote for the potion.

Sans-A-Pelt:
A botched magic trick leaves the Beavers completely fur-less and tied to a pole. Faced with the embarrassing task of getting back to their dam, Dag freaks out. Norb, however, revels in his nakedness, pushing his brother to get over his hang-ups.

Gonna Getcha:
After Daggett commits the ultimate offense against a brother; farting on his head, Norbert vows revenge. Dag goes mad with paranoia anticipating Norb's retribution. Meanwhile, Norb seems to forget he even made the threat.

Open Wide For Zombies:
A monster storm washes the Beavers out of their dam and strands them in a scary Dixieland bayou. At first, Norbert dismisses Daggett's fears about the swamp, but soon the two are running for their lives, pursued by zombies, a Swamp Witch and a man with an alligator head who want their beaver teeth for a special voodoo potion.

Dumbwaiters:
Seeking to earn money for a set of cool rubber horror-movie masks, the Beavers become waiters at a fancy French restaurant. Disaster ensues as the boys misinterpret both the diners' and head waiter's requests.

If You In-Sisters:
Daggett and Norbert vie for their two babies affection when two girls are left in their care for the weekend. While self-proclaimed child care expert Dag maps out a detailed itinerary of "fun" stuff to do, Norb kicks back and lets them do what they want.

Alley Oops:
Daggett accidentally wins a magic bowling ball from the mystical Lady of the Lanes. Now able to hit a strike on every throw, he winds up in a high stakes tournament to free the bowling alley from the bowling, bullies, the Otto Brothers.

Out trick-or-treating, the Beavers fog up to that scary house on the hill. In an unbelievable stroke of luck, it turns out to be the home of their B-movie star hero, Oxnard Montalvo. Their happiness is short-lived, however, when they discover the place is being taken over by a glowing space object that thrust them into a wild "movie" that combines bits of every bad Black and White sci-fi film that Oxnard ever made. In true B-movie fashion, it's up to the Beavers to defeat the monsters and return everything to normal.

Friends, Romans, Beavers!:
While on their way to a local sports coliseum, Daggett annoys the bus driver who accidentally drives the bus through a hole in the fabric of space and time. The boys end up at the real Roman Coliseum, where Daggett picks so many fights both beavers are forced to become gladiators.

Big Round Sticky Fish Thingy:
Daggett and Norbert discover an enormous fish egg worth a bazillion dollars. The situation turns ugly when gold-fever hits the boys. Each beaver tries to steal the egg for himself, upping the ante each time, but will anyone manage to obtain the egg in the end?

Lumberjacks' Delight:
The forest is invaded by the Beavers' mortal enemies: lumberjacks. But these guys don't just cut down trees--they sing musical theater as well! After several failed attempts at dispatching the loggers, the Beavers challenge them to a winner-takes-all Timb-O-Rama that levels the entire forest. Daggett and Norbert win, but are left treeless.

Zooing Time:
When Norbert takes the rap for Daggett and gets sentenced to some "hard time" at the zoo, a guilt-ridden Dag vows to break him out. The zoo, however, turns out to be an idyllic, Club Med-resort for animals. Dag's various harebrained rescue attempts eventually "succeed," totally destroying Norb's zoo paradise.

Utter Nonsense:
When Norbert and Daggett say the same thing at the same time, they play a game: the first one to speak gets a moogy-pinch. The boys spend the rest of the day trying to trick one another into speaking.

Endangered Species:
Daggett is mistaken for the long-extinct Horned Beaver by two bumbling scientists. Their zeal to protect such a rare animal quickly becomes dangerous for everyone around Daggett.

The Mighty Knot-Head:
When Daggett stumbles onto a tribe of girl raccoons while out searching for knot holes, the tribe mistakes him for an ancient god. Norbert now has to snap Dag out of his delusions of grandeur in order to save him from himself and the raccoons.

Pond Scum:
Norbert falls under the influence of slimy pond scum and becomes possessed by the spirit of un-goodliness. The Evil Norb causes undue harm to his neighbors until Daggett comes to the rescue.