Déjà vu All Over Again – Book Smarts vs. Street Smarts Face Off in the Final Two
5.9
"Mediocre"
Dj vu All Over Again Book Smarts vs. Street Smarts Face Off in the Final Two
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Last time on The Apprentice, different marketing strategies made one team a winner (Magna's Kendra and Craig) and the other a loser (Net Worth's Tana and Alex), sending Tana, who stupidly rallied for the "bedazzler," and Alex, who ultimately was fired because of his lack of marketing, were sent to the boardroom, and the final four were chosen.
This week, things got started very quickly, with rapid-paced interviews and a sudden firing. When Tana came back from the boardroom, yelling "Honey, I'm home!", both Craig and Kendra were happy, and Craig declared that "I still feel that Tana and I are the cream of the crop." That had me a little confusedI don't know why Craig included himself in that statement, but, whatever. When in Rome Okay, never mind. That's not the right way to use that. I learned that from Anchorman just to let you know. Well, the obvious "cream of the crop" went to go pray while Kendra got some rest for the day ahead.
The day that she rested up for was actually the oft-feared interview episode, that forces the producers to eliminate someone in the first fifteen minutes of the installment. The candidates meet in Trump's penthouse, are fed some crap about living in an empty apartment, and are then introduced to four very important people the interrogators. These four rich men and women, including David A. Brandon (of Dominos), Darlene Dagget (of QVC), Howard M. Lorber, and Greg Brennema (of Burger King), would ask the three potential Apprentices a series of questions to determine who isn't top notch. Tana goes into the situation with the optimistic view of having to "sell herself," to which my sister, Kristen (I mention her so much, I guess she deserved an actual name shoutout), asks "I thought you should never sell yourself!" She doesn't understand the difference between prostitution and self-confidence yet.
Anyway, the interviews were very well edited, with some Brady Bunch-style cuts, and more rapid-fire, overlapping inquiries that really don't reveal too much to the home audience, except for the fact that Craig's pretty crappy and Tana and Kendra are okay. The three wise men (and one wise woman) agree; they tell Mr. Trump that Craig had little substance, and that he was lots of talk without many real answers. Kendra delivers a split decision, with the first two mentioned considering her answers "scripted" and "preconceived" while the other two like her and think that she could benefit the Trump Organization, although she is a bit young. Tana is well-liked by all four of the authorities except for Greg, who doesn't know if she could succeed in running a company on her own. The others like her honest, down-to-earth, and easygoing personality, and her quiet sense of confidence.
Although it's pretty obvious who will be fired (and perhaps because of it), Trump dismisses the interviewers and then summons the candidates. He asks Craig a quick question of his ability to succeed, but believes that he must side with his advisors, and fires him faster than you can say "guacamole." It's okayI didn't like him much anyway. Seriouslyhe was a jackass. Sorry Craig. It's the truth though, reality TV never lies.
Kendra and Tana go up to the suite and are greeted by some bubbly and a scrapbook full of photos of their past co-workers, Apprentice-wise. We are reminded of Todd (the kind guy who just couldn't win the Burger King task), Brian (the "Silly Little Man"), Verna (the quitter), Danny (the laughable, air headed freak with the guitar and a heart of gold), Kristin (the foul-mouthed ***** with the director boyfriend but not anymore, according to TV Guide), Michael (the chauvinistic idiot with the big mouth), Tara (the woman who just wanted to clean up her favorite city, Harlem), Audrey (the chick who tried to scar her face because she was too beautiful but eventually was fired because she looked ugly in that clown suit), John (the semi-smart asshole drummer), Erin (the Paris Hilton-Ashlee Simpson clone who wants to be a Tool Time lady), Stephanie (the pizza delivery girl who grew up on Daddy's money), Angie (the kind-but-snappy woman who, unfortunately, choked under pressure), Chris (the hot-headed, spazztastic lunatic who made me laugh every week), Bren (the albino "Orville Redenbacher stunt double" with the bow ties), Alex (the fairly-smart guy who just made a mistake or two along the way), and Craig (the condescending guy with two or three kids). Wow, what a dynamic castpretty memorable.
The next morning, Tana and Kendra meet Trump in the boardroom to get their assignments for the final task. Tana is told to run a "mini-Olympics" type thing at Chelsea Pier, and Kendra gets to run a huge video game world championship run by Best Buy. They are then given employees to help them on the task, who Trump, via video-phone, tells them they will be very familiar with. Both shudder. Tana gets the privilege to work with her ex-teammates Brian, Kristin, and Chris, while Kendra gets to command around Danny, Erin, and Michael. Poor Kendra. Even poorer Tana. I think Mark Burnett's trying to slip both of 'em up, because Kendra's team is a bunch of idiots and Tana's team is a bunch of hot heads. Lemme just say that I would much rather see Audrey thrown into the mix on Tana's team, and would have liked to relive some of the experiences with Verna. And maybe see her cry again. That would be funfor me at least.
Okay, so both women are screwed, but they manage to cope with their situation, and though Kendra messes up a meeting with EA Games and Best Buy, as well as pissing off Sony Playstation sponsor Aimee Duall, and Tana still can't grab hold of her team who's trying to find parking both women look like they will be successful in the final tasks. Now, since it's time for me to turn in, I'll leave you with a warning to look for more details on the end of this episode and the rest of the task in next week's review of The Apprentice.
-Adam Polaski
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