Scorer: As I was saying, the winner and new bowling champion!
Granny: Oh, thank you very much, but I couldn't have done it without my teammate, Precious.
Granny: There she goes, boys, the old locomotive express. (Granny bowls the ball)
Champ: This'll be a neat switch.
(The Champ throws a switch that moves the ball to the gutter)
Champ: No sweet little old lady is going to make a chump out of the Champ.
Champ: This is my Bow wow kapow shot. (he grabs Precious and rolls him down the bowling lane for a strike) Wow, what a kapow! (laughs)