The Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show

Season 1 Episode 17

Captain Kidd's Not Kidding

Aired Saturday 9:30 AM Jan 22, 1966 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • You see Morocco's arm come out from under the metal cap in the rowboat and it should be water tight.

  • Quotes

    • Morocco: He must be kidding, Secret.
      Secret: Well you can kid some of the people all of the time...
      Morocco: And you can kid all of the people some of the time...
      Secret & Morocco: But you can't kid all of the people all of the time.

    • Pinkie: Yo ho ho and down we go.

    • Morocco: Secret, you're amazing.
      Secret: Of course.

    • Secret: For the last time, Morocco, there are no such things as ghosts.
      Ghost: Oh I beg to differ. (evil laugh)

    • Ghost: Looking for something, mate?
      Morocco: Oh, not me. Him, he's looking for ghosts.
      Ghost: Well tell him to look over here because you've found one. (evil laugh)

    • Secret: Everybody knows there's no such things as ghosts, Morocco.
      Morocco: Yes, but do the ghosts know that?

    • Double Q: (over phone) Double Q calling Secret Squirrel. Come in Secret Squirrel and use a door or you're fired. (hears a noise from the ceiling) What's that?
      Secret: (drops in through a door he cut through the ceiling) Secret Squirrel reporting for duty, Chief.
      Morocco: Ditto Morocco Mole.
      Double Q: You're fired! I meant the front door.
      Secret: You said "a" door, Chief.
      Morocco: So you can't fire him.

    • Reporter: Tell me, Mr. Mackerel, did you find any gold on the ship?
      Julio: Si, we find many doubloons, pieces of eight, and some pieces of broken dishes.

  • Notes

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