Big Mike: (laughs) I'm gonna have a ball with this wrecking ball.
Big Mike: (gets hit with a boulder) Maybe I just need to find another job.
Ma: I done told you once, we don't need no more of them evictions today!
(Big Mike is being chased by a boulder through the house)
Big Mike: Just passing through!
Big Mike: Them bears are becoming unbearable.
Big Mike: Things just aren't working out for me today.
Big Mike: (driving a bulldozer) This time, they've had it. I'm gonna huff and puff and mow their shack down.
Ma: Wonder why that salesman blasted his self?
Big Mike: Here's your eviction notice, lady. You gotta move!
Ma: Darn pesky salesman. (hits him on the head with a cast iron skillet) We got a whole mess of them eviction gadgets already. We don't want none.
Big Mike: Al right, you! Pack up and move! I'm serving you with a final eviction notice!
(Pa mumbles something)
Big Mike: Oh yeah. You wouldn't have the nerve! (Pa sticks the barrel of his rifle through the notice and blasts the worker) He's got the nerve.
This is the first aired episode of The Hillbilly Bears.