Dogcatcher: All right, mutt. I'm getting tired of this tire tug-of-war.
Granny: Didn't you know that dog is man's best friend, dearie.
Mr. Ply: Not this mailman, ma'am.
Mr. Ply: Ms. Prim.
Granny: Oh, good morning Mr. Ply.
Mr. Ply: Ms. Prim, that dog of yours is a menace and I'm going to report him.