Ma: Like I always say, Pa. If ya can't beat 'em, invite 'em in for dinner.
(Pa a barrel in the well that he thinks the gopher is in and mumbles something and laughs)
Shag: All's well that ends well? That's pretty good, Pa.
(Pa is dipping the turnips in hot mustard)
Shag: That's real smart, Pa. Dippin' those turnips in hot mustard.
Pa mumbles something and laughs)
Shag: The gopher will have a warm meal? (laughs) I say he will.
(the gopher starts pulling the turnips underground)
Shag: Look what that varmint's doing to our turnip patch.
Ma: Oh, Pa. Floral and me is goin' into town for a spell, Pa. And seein' as how it's nigh onto turnip pickin' season, keep a beady eye on the turnip patch and look out for that ornery turnip stealin' gopher while I'm gone.