Winnie: Planet Earth, here we come. Home sweet home.
Winnie: Well, have broom, will travel.
(Gooka is able to fly the broom, whereas the leader could not)
Gooka: Nothing to it, leader!
Alien Leader: Come back here, Gook! If there's anything I can't stand, it's a showoff.
Alien Leader: So, you are typical Earth people, eh?
Winnie: You might say that. (to viewers) But I wouldn't.
Winnie: So, there are such things as flying saucers and they're flown by kids in Halloween outfits. Well, have fun kids and don't crack up your saucer. (laughs and starts to leave) I gotta go.
Gooka: Just one nylon pickin' minute Earth people.
Winnie: Did you hear that, broom? A flying saucer! I've always wanted to see one of those. Let's fly up and try to find it.
Disk Jockey: We interrupt this program to tell all you swingers that some un-hip square just called the station to say he saw a, get this, flying saucer. How about that swingers, a flying type saucer. Hoo-hoo-hoo!