Clod: I gotta quit fightin' fair and square.
Clod: You shouldn't have done that, Rugg. Now I'm gonna have to bash ya. (pulls out a club from behind his back and Pa uses a karate chop to split it in two) I believe this boy's been practicin'.
Sumo: Now observe fancy footwork. (starts kicking Pa) Are observing?
Pa: (mumbling) Are observing. (falls down)
Pa: (mumbling) I'm gonna stomp you into the ground, because my wife says so.
Clod: That's what I like about you, Rugg. You don't know when you is whipped.
(Pa goes to challenge Mr. Hopper to a wrestling match to defend Ma's honor)
Ma: Oh, us women folk love being defended fer.
Shag: How long before vittles, Ma?
Ma: Just as soon as I get your Pa to knock off fuedin' long enough so's I can fix it.