When the opposing pitcher throws the ball in the bottom of the ninth inning, his hat changes color from blue to gray.
Umpire: A dog playing center field?
Leo: Show in the rule book where it says he can't!
Granny: Well, bless my bifocals.
Granny: I've brought a new mascot to help you win.
Leo: This mangy mutt? He looks asleep on his feet!
Leo: Holy Hanna! Look at what ya done to the baseball bats!
Granny: Goodness gracious! Is that what those things are?
Leo: Would you please get your bustle out of here? We've got an important game this afternoon!
Granny: How could a sweet creature like you bring anything but good luck?