Ma: (Pa shoots at and chases off the chimpanzee and the circus people) Looks like Pa is plumb fed up with hospitality.
Ma: Now listen Pa. You have got to stop shootin' at strangers. It's plumb unpolite.
Insurance Salesman: (gets shot at by Pa) I'm getting out of here! My policy doesn't cover getting shot at by customers!
Mailman: (sneaks up to the Rugg's mailbox) I sure hate deliverin' mail to them hillbilly bears. That Pa bear is plumb mean about folks tresspassin' on his property. (puts mail in the box and gets shot at by Pa and runs off) Why didn't I listen to my mother and become a milkman?