Captain Ahab: Excuse me. I have some dirty work afoot.
Captain Ahab: You're just in time to witness my diabolical scheme to blow up the whole world just for kicks.
Secret: Yeah, you do that and you'll be breakin' the law, Ahab.
Secret: I'm giving you one last chance to surrender, Ahab.
Captain Ahab: (laughs) You're a card, Secret Squirrel.
Secret: And here's my ace in the hole, a rapid fire bazooka.
Morocco: Did you capture him, S.S.?
Secret: Well, not exactly, Morocco. It seems we have him right where he wants us.
Captain Ahab: I can make subs disappear. (the sub disappears) I can even make you disappear. (makes Secret disappear)
Secret: So much the easier to track you down, Ahab, if you can't see me.
Captain Ahab: You're right, sonny. (makes everything reappear) I'll take care of you in a more conventional manner.
Secret: Me and my big mouth.
Secret: In my business, we never trust anybody. Why, even you might be an impostor in disguise. (he pulls the Chief's nose and it snaps back) It's o.k., you check out.
Chief Double Q: I'll check you out if you don't cut it out!
Chief Double Q: Oooh, Secret! Why must you be so secretive all the time?
Chet: Good afternoon, folks. This is Chet Nutly reporting Cape Launchem where the world's first atomic submarine is about to be launched. The Skipper's wife, the lovely Mrs. Skipper, raises the bottle of champaign and...(the sub disappears)...Hey! The submarine has just disappeared! >em>(Mrs. Skipper swings at where the sub was and loses her balance) And Mrs. Skipper is about to disappear into the bay!