Audra McDonald |
Professor Carla Bonatella |
Ernest Waddell |
Lee Rasmussen |
Milo Ventimiglia |
Richard Thorne III |
Penn Badgley |
Owen Gregory |
Peter Gerety |
Harold Harper |
Tiffany DuPont |
Sara Gregory |
Dagmara Dominczyk |
Katrina |
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Professor Cole: I read your paper. It's good. Well-written, impeccably researched.
Lee: I'm glad you liked it.
Professor Cole: Indeed I did. In fact, I've enjoyed this paper every time I've read it. Which according to my computer cheat check is three times before.
Cynthia: Who's this? He's cute.
Sarah: Well, this is my little brother, Owen.
Owen: I'm Owen. Younger, not little.
Cynthia: Owen. I love words with O and W in them. Like cowboy and rowdy and growl... rowr. How 'bout I buy you a drink?
Owen: You know what, I already have a date, so—
Cynthia: Incest. Now that's... trendy.
Annie: This round's on me.
Natalie: Thank you. Why the donation?
Annie: My boss screwed me. Took away my best shift so now he's buying my favorite customers drinks. Enjoy.
Natalie: I love this woman.
Zoe: And I love her boss.
Zoe: Don't hire Cynthia back.
Gunther: Reason: sanity. Logic: from the mouths of proofreaders.
Richard: Why not?
Zoe: Because I wrote this column.
Richard: You? How long did it take you to write this?
Zoe: About an hour.
Richard: You're hired. Gunther, get her a desk.
Gunther: She already has a desk.
Richard: Get her a chair, get her something. I want this woman working on her next column now.
Zoe: Gunther, I don't want this job.
Gunther: Fine. You tell Richard.
Lee: Abstinence. Rachel and I are not having sex. So why is having sex with Zoe the only thing I think about?
Maklin: It must be exhausting, trying to control everything all the time.
Sarah: What's the alternative?
Maklin: Well, not trying to control everything, I guess.
Sarah: I'm a little surpised you're not staying with Natalie.
Owen: (clears throat) No, Natalie's room smells like eucalyptus.
Sarah: Can I make you something to eat?
Owen: Yeah. Those Hot Pockets with pepperoni.
Richard: Hey Zoe, you seen Cynthia?
Zoe: Our new financial reporter?
Richard: I made a mistake.
Zoe: She can't add?
Richard: Can't add, can't write.
Zoe: Then why'd you hire her? (look from Richard.) Oh.
Richard: Yeah, but she and I agreed to stop sleeping together when she started writing for the paper.
Zoe: So you made two mistakes.
Owen: Where is my roommate and what have you done with him?
Roommate: Betrice, my girlfriend from high school, is coming into town and she's gonna be staying here—
Owen: I'm sorry. Here? As in our very tiny little dormroom?
Roommate: Just close your eyes. And... ears.
Owen: Are you high?
Roommate: Or just think of us as a live action porno.
Owen: I'm outta here.
Richard: This is about sex!
Molly: This is about romance.
Richard: This is about you're fired.
After this episode, the show was cancelled only because the CW, the mergering of UPN and the WB, didn't have enough timeslots on their schedule for next year.
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