Wanda: So what? You had plenty of stupid toys when you were a kid. A Slinky, Bernie? I mean, come on, that doesn't require a whole lot of thought.
Bernie Mac: Baby, what you talkin' about? Slinky walk up and down the stair -- that's physics!
Bernie Mac: What's that on your lip, 'Nessa?
Vanessa: What are you talking about?
Bernie Mac: You know what I'm talkin' about, you wasn't born with that color. Go in there and scrub that stuff off.
Vanessa: What's the big deal? All the girls at school wear lipstick.
Bernie Mac: Good, you'll be the only one who ain't pregnant. Now go on in there and scrub that stuff off, 'Nessa.