The Bernie Mac Show
FOX (ended 2006)
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Season 5
- Ep 22Bernie's Angels4/14/06
Bryana causes Bernie to suffer a near-death experience and Jordan takes advantage of the situation. Vanessa deals with her college applications. - Ep 21Growing Pains4/14/06
Vanessa would rather work extra shifts at the coffee shop than study for her SAT test. Jordan discovers that he can now overpower Vanessa and this leads to problems with his Uncle Bernie. - Ep 20Spinning Wheels4/7/06
Wanda's sister comes for a visit, and makes plans to throw Wanda a roller-disco birthday party. Tennis great Serena Williams gives Bernie advice on dealing with sisters. - Ep 19It's Never As Bad As the First Time4/7/06
Jordan surprises everyone when he starts dating a cheerleader. Bernie and Wanda are worried that Bryana is picking up some mature habits from Vanessa's friends. - Ep 18What Would Jason Do3/31/06
Vanessa's school prom is coming up, and Bernie interviews her potential dates. Bryana sprains her ankle playing soccer. - Ep 17Who's Your Mama3/31/06
With Wanda away on business, Bryana's father temporarily moves in to help out with the chores. Jordan wants to win the "Best Smile" award at school. The other girls are teasing Bryana. - Ep 16Bar Mitzvah Crashers2/3/06
Jordan's new friend shows him the lucrative side of attending bar mitzvahs. Bryana starts eavesdropping on Wanda and Vanessa. - Ep 15Fantasy Football1/27/06
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league. Vanessa's makeup party gives Bryana some ideas of her own. - Ep 14Exercise In Fertility (2)1/20/06
Bernie and Wanda go to a fertility specialist. The kids are worried that a new addition to the family will leave them out in the cold. - Ep 13Exercise In Fertility (1)1/13/06
Wanda is determined to get pregnant, Bernie is feeling the pressure, and the kids are wondering what's going on. - Ep 12Fumes of Detente1/6/06
Vanessa's friend from Chicago comes for a visit. - Ep 11Sorely Missed12/16/05
Bernie thinks that he and Wanda need some time alone. Bryana has trouble remembering her mother. - Ep 10Some Church Bull12/2/05
The family attends the annual parish church retreat. Bernie and Wanda come to a big decision. - Ep 9Prison Break11/18/05
Bernie cracks down on the kids, but Vanessa proves to be a wily adversary. - Ep 8Pop Pop Goes The Weasel11/11/05
Uncle Bernie won't teach Jordan how to barbecue. A possum invades the Mac household. - Ep 7For Whom The Belt Tolls11/4/05
Wanda has trouble controlling the kids, so Bernie shows her how to use Big Mama's belt. Bernie updates his home theater system. - Ep 6Night of Terror10/28/05
When Bernie and Wanda attend a school charity auction, Jordan is the only person available to babysit Bryana. - Ep 5Car Wars10/21/05
Vanessa goes behind Bernie's back in order to buy her first car. Wanda offers to take Jordan and his friends to Comic-Con, but the boys would rather attend a concert. - Ep 4The Big Payback10/7/05
Bernie gets mad when Vanessa spends all of her clothing money on one pair of shoes. In order to get his money back, he puts her to work at MacMan Enterprises. - Ep 3Marathon Mac9/30/05
Bernie's manager talks him into entering a 10k charity race, but he hurts himself while training. Can Vanessa step in and save the day? Jordan's clay sculptures are misinterpreted. - Ep 2Wrestling With A Sticky Situation9/23/05
Jordan joins the wrestling team and Bernie seeks advice from wrestling champion "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. As punishment for taking her Aunt Wanda's clothes, Vanessa is put on laundry duty. - Ep 1Father Knows Best9/23/05
Bryana's biological father shows up and disrupts the little girl's routine.
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Season 4
- Ep 16Walk Like a Man4/8/05
Bernie feels that Jordan is ready to walk home from school by himself. Vanessa has a wardrobe malfunction while swimming. - Ep 15The Music Mac4/1/05
Bernie wants to encourage Vanessa's burgeoning musical talent. - Ep 14The Big Picture3/18/05
Bernie hires a personal assistant. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H becomes the victim of Jordan's prank phone calls. - Ep 13I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More3/11/05
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl, Bernie teaches Jordan how to be a "player." Vanessa wants to attend a hip-hop concert. - Ep 12You Got Served2/25/05
Bryana's birthday party results in a lawsuit. - Ep 11You Don't Know Squad2/18/05
Bernie is happy that Vanessa has joined the Spirit Squad, until he sees the racey costumes and provacative routines. Jordan enlists Bryana and her friends to help him sell a product. - Ep 10Manchild in Vanessa Land2/11/05
Vanessa's new boyfriend is 18 years old, and has a child by a former girlfriend. - Ep 9Jack & Jacqueline2/4/05
Wanda decides to enroll the kids in an organization that teaches social skills to young people. - Ep 8Stone Nuts1/28/05
Jordan wants to be more popular in school, so Bernie teaches him to gamble. Wanda's birthday is coming up, and Bernie searches for a rare cognac-colored diamond. - Ep 7Nerdy Mac1/21/05
Bernie and Wanda are not satisfied with Bryana's test scores, and decide to enroll her at Jordan's school. Jordan is depressed because the kids at school think he's a nerd. - Ep 6Who Gives This Bride1/14/05
Bernie's sister announces that she and her fiance are eloping to Las Vegas. Wanda offers to have the wedding at the Mac house. - Ep 5My Privacy1/14/05
Bryana accidentally walks in on Bernie getting out of the bathtub. Vanessa is not happy when Bryana moves into her room. Bernie and Wanda decide that it may be time to remodel the house. - Ep 4Mac Overdrive9/29/04
Bernie gives Vanessa driving lessons. - Ep 3Being Bernie Mac9/22/04
Bernie is hoping for some peace and quiet as he prepares for a performance that night, but he must deal with the kids when Wanda's business meeting runs long. - Ep 2Stiff Upper Lip9/15/04
Bernie decides that 8-year-old Bryana is too old to be riding her bike with training wheels. She crashes, and a guilty Bernie volunteers to take her class to the museum. Jordan steals an old cast from the hospital and wears it at school to get out of gym class. - Ep 1Big Brother9/8/04
Bernie installs security cameras to monitor the family's activities.
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Season 3
- Ep 22Thanksgiving6/29/04
Vanessa's teacher, a vegetarian, invites the Mac family to Thanksgiving dinner. - Ep 21Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday6/22/04
It's Bernie's birthday, and the family doesn't seem to take much notice. - Ep 20Five Stages of Bryana6/15/04
Bernie and Wanda consult a child therapist to determine what is making Bryana suddenly throw tantrums, become a bully at school, and fight with her siblings at home. - Ep 19The Talk4/26/04
Wanda tells Bernie that it's time for Jordan to learn about "the birds and the bees." - Ep 18That Old Mac Magic4/26/04
Jordan stars in a TV commercial and learns that show business can be cruel. - Ep 17Mac-Inations4/12/04
Bernie is always playing pranks on the family, so Wanda and the kids decide a little payback is in order. - Ep 16Who's That Lady4/12/04
Wanda is feeling left out when Bernie gets a new female friend. The kids find some items that Uncle Bernie has hidden from them. - Ep 15Easy Rider4/5/04
A motorcycle accident causes Bernie to imagine what the family would be like without him. Jordan is caught selling girlie magazines at school. - Ep 14The Getaway3/29/04
Bernie takes the family on vacation to San Diego, but it's Las Vegas that's really on his mind. - Ep 13It's Mac-ademic3/22/04
Bernie questions the teaching methods at Bryana's school, so he volunteers to be a teacher's helper for a week. Jordan and Vanessa are constantly fighting. - Ep 12Saving Sergeant Tompkins3/14/04
Jordan asks about his real father. Bernie lies to the boy, and this upsets Vanessa. - Ep 11Make Room for Caddy3/7/04
Wanda asks Bernie to try and get along with her father. In a series of flashbacks, we see how Bernie and Wanda first met. - Ep 10J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny2/22/04
Jordan enters the school spelling contest. Vanessa makes a "One Day In The Life" video for a school project. - Ep 9Droobie or Not Droobie2/15/04
Bernie takes a film role because it stars Bryana's favorite character, Droobie. Jordan sells candy bars to help raise money for the school. Wanda tries to teach Vanessa the value of putting her money in the bank. - Ep 8Family Reunion2/8/04
Bernie and Wanda host the Mac Family reunion. Bernie learns that when it comes to family, you've got to take the good with the bad. - Ep 7It's A Wonderful Wife1/25/04
Bernie's routine is disrupted when Wanda quits her job. Some older boys want Jordan to introduce them to Vanessa. - Ep 6Love Bug1/11/04
When Vanessa brings home her first boyfriend, Bernie works to make sure they don't get any alone-time together. Wanda decides to clear space in her closet and give some shoes to the Salvation Army, but letting go is harder than she thought it would be. - Ep 5Hair Jordan1/4/04
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop. Wanda and the girls try to fix a smoke detector. - Ep 4Laughing Matters12/21/03
Bernie lands the lead role in a dramatic movie. Jordan is upset when he has to attend daycare after school. Vanessa doesn't want her friend to know that she is Bernie Mac's niece. - Ep 3Road to Tradition12/14/03
Bernie wants to have a traditional family Christmas for the kids. Wanda tries to impress her co-workers by getting them nice Christmas gifts. - Ep 2Love Thy Nephew12/7/03
Bernie and Jordan build a treehouse together. Bryana tries to put a bumper sticker on Wanda's car. - Ep 1Eye of the Tiger11/30/03
To please his Uncle Bernie, Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for rhythmic gymnastics. Wanda coaches Bryana's soccer team.
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Season 2
- Ep 22For a Few Dollars More5/14/03
Bernie wants to give Jordan his first real birthday party. When one of Jordan's classmates schedules his party for the same day, Bernie turns things into a competition. - Ep 21Meet The Grandparents5/7/03
Wanda's folks pay a visit, and start critcizing Bernie and Wanda's parenting skills. - Ep 20The Other Sister5/7/03
Bernie's sister, Benita, comes to visit and turns the Mac household upside down. - Ep 19Nut Job4/30/03
Bernie feels the kids are wasting their free time, so he tells them to find an activity. Vanessa takes a job walking dogs, Jordan becomes a Junior Scout, and Bryana joins a soccer team. - Ep 18Maid Man4/23/03
Bernie Mac hires a maid to help out around the house, and the kids take full advantage of the situation. - Ep 17The Incredible Bulk4/16/03
Bernie Mac becomes obsessed with buying food in bulk at Cost Depot. - Ep 16Chess Wars4/9/03
Vanessa wants to wear makeup, Jordan has his eye on a paintball gun, and Bryana is angling for a new doll. Bernie uses techniques he's learned in chess to thwart the kids' desires. - Ep 15Pink Gold3/19/03
Bernie fueds with fellow comic Chris Rock. Bryana gets pink eye. - Ep 14Leaving Los Angeles3/12/03
Bernie is Vegas-bound again, but first he has to take the kids to the movies. - Ep 13Raging Election2/26/03
Bernie helps Vanessa win a school election, but helping Jordan with a school project proves more difficult. - Ep 12Magic Jordan2/12/03
Jordan plans to impress one of Vanessa's friends with magic. Wanda is bothered by a box full of Bernie's memories. - Ep 11Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope2/5/03
Because he's spending all of his free time taking care of the kids, Bernie is excited when Wanda's boss invites Bernie and Wanda to a dinner party. - Ep 10Sin Cup1/15/03
When Jordan receives a lecture on sin, it has a bigger effect on Bryana. - Ep 9The Sweet Life12/11/02
When the doctor tells Bernie that he has high cholesterol, Wanda wants him to change his diet. But Bernie would rather take advice from his neighbor, Don Rickles. - Ep 8The United Front12/4/02
Bernie would like Wanda to stop being the "fun auntie" and help him discipline the kids. Vanessa gives herself a driving lesson. - Ep 7Tryptophan-tasy11/27/02
An undercooked Thanksgiving turkey gives Bernie food poisoning. When he tries to sleep it off, bad dreams occur. - Ep 6Bernie Mac Dance Party11/20/02
Vanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance because she's afraid he might embarrass her. Jordan finds a can of spray paint. - Ep 5Welcome to the Jungle11/13/02
Jordan's homework of caring for the class snake has Bryana wanting a pet of her own. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester explains to Bernie how species adapt to their environment. - Ep 4Mac Local 13711/6/02
The kids go on strike when Uncle Bernie won't pay them for the extra work he makes them do. - Ep 3Carfool10/30/02
Bernie is delighted that Jordan is in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive him to school two days a week. When Bernie forces Jordan to become friends with the unpopular kid in the carpool, he doesn't count on the boy's parents being part of the deal.moreless - Ep 2Goodbye Dolly9/25/02
Bernie is convinced that Bryana should give up her favorite doll. - Ep 1Keep It on the Short Grass9/18/02
A charity golf tournament brings out the worst in Bernie Mac.
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Season 1
- Ep 22Sweet Home Chicago (2)5/15/02
Bernie takes the family on a tour of his old stomping grounds. Vanessa attempts to find her mother. - Ep 21Sweet Home Chicago (1)5/15/02
Bernie takes the family back to Chicago for the funeral of his Uncle Elister. The kids realize that this is a chance to see their mother again. Cousin D causes problems for Bernie. - Ep 20Kelly's Heroes5/8/02
When Kelly's girlfriend throws him out, Bernie lets him stay at the house. - Ep 19Secrets and Lies5/1/02
After begging Wanda to cancel dinner plans they have with another couple, Bernie tells Jordan to fake an asthma attack so that the two of them can sneak off to a basketball game. - Ep 18Stop Having Sex4/17/02
Bernie is worried that the kids are being exposed to things that they are too young to handle. - Ep 17If I Were N-Riched Man4/3/02
Bryana overhears her Uncle Bernie use a bad word, and repeats it at school—much to the horror of her teacher. A social worker shows up at the house to discuss Bernie's hostility problems. - Ep 16Mac 1013/27/02
Impressed by the behavior and talents of another family's kids, Bernie cracks down on his own with a program of constant studying. - Ep 15Lock Down3/6/02
Bernie becomes very security-concious after the house is broken into. - Ep 14Back in the Day2/20/02
Old age is starting to catch up with Bernie, and he doesn't like it one bit.'''' - Ep 13Handle Your Business2/13/02
Bernie gets in trouble with the family when he says too much on a local radio show. - Ep 12Hall of Fame2/6/02
Jordan tries to impress his Uncle Bernie by joining the football team. - Ep 11The King and I1/30/02
Bernie realizes that Jordan and Bryana check with Vanessa before doing anything he tells them to do. - Ep 10Wanda's Week Off1/23/02
Wanda spends time with the kids and starts hinting to Bernie that maybe they should have a child of their own. - Ep 9Hot Hot Hot1/16/02
It's a hot day, the kids are causing problems, and the air conditioning breaks down. - Ep 8Starting School1/2/02
Bernie and Wanda enroll the kids in school. - Ep 7A Christmas Story12/19/01
Bryana brings home a stray dog, and the kids have a hard time hiding it from Uncle Bernie. - Ep 6Here To Stay12/12/01
Bernie realizes that, for better or worse, the kids are family and not just house guests. - Ep 5Saving Bernie Mac12/5/01
Big Mama had two things that kept little Bernie in line -- church and whippings. Whippings are out, so Bernie and Wanda take the kids to church for a little discipline. - Ep 4Bernie Mac, Ladies Man11/28/01
Bernie doesn't like being known as a stay-at-home dad. - Ep 3The Main Event11/21/01
Jordan is being bullied at school, so Bernie teaches him how to defend himself. - Ep 2Now You Got It11/14/01
Bernie is on his way to Vegas, but first he must survive Bryana's birthday party. - Ep 1Pilot11/14/01
The kids arrive from Chicago, and Uncle Bernie lays down the law.
