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Episode Guide

    • The Other Sister
      The Other Sister
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      5/7/03
      9.5
      Bernie's sister, Benita, comes to visit and turns the Mac household upside down.
    • Nut Job
      Nut Job
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      4/30/03
      9.5
      Bernie feels the kids are wasting their free time, so he tells them to find an activity. Vanessa takes a job walking dogs, Jordan becomes a Junior Scout, and Bryana joins a soccer team.
    • Raging Election
      Raging Election
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      2/26/03
      9.5
      Bernie helps Vanessa win a school election, but helping Jordan with a school project proves more difficult.
    • Sweet Home Chicago (2)
      Sweet Home Chicago (2)
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      5/15/02
      9.4
      Bernie takes the family on a tour of his old stomping grounds. Vanessa attempts to find her mother.
    • Bar Mitzvah Crashers
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      2/3/06
      9.4
      Jordan's new friend shows him the lucrative side of attending bar mitzvahs. Bryana starts eavesdropping on Wanda and Vanessa.
    • Prison Break
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      11/18/05
      9.3
      Bernie cracks down on the kids, but Vanessa proves to be a wily adversary.
    • The Incredible Bulk
      The Incredible Bulk
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      4/16/03
      9.3
      Bernie Mac becomes obsessed with buying food in bulk at Cost Depot.
    • Goodbye Dolly
      Goodbye Dolly
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      9/25/02
      9.3
      Bernie is convinced that Bryana should give up her favorite doll.
    • Mac Local 137
      Mac Local 137
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      11/6/02
      9.2
      The kids go on strike when Uncle Bernie won't pay them for the extra work he makes them do.
    • Meet The Grandparents
      Meet The Grandparents
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      5/7/03
      9.2
      Wanda's folks pay a visit, and start critcizing Bernie and Wanda's parenting skills.
    • Pink Gold
      Pink Gold
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      3/19/03
      9.2
      Bernie fueds with fellow comic Chris Rock. Bryana gets pink eye.
    • Marathon Mac
      Marathon Mac
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      9/30/05
      9.2
      Bernie's manager talks him into entering a 10k charity race, but he hurts himself while training. Can Vanessa step in and save the day? Jordan's clay sculptures are misinterpreted.
    • Bernie Mac Dance Party
      Bernie Mac Dance Party
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      11/20/02
      9.2
      Vanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance because she's afraid he might embarrass her. Jordan finds a can of spray paint.
    • Starting School
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      1/2/02
      9.1
      Bernie and Wanda enroll the kids in school.
    • Fantasy Football
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      1/27/06
      9.1
      Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league. Vanessa's makeup party gives Bryana some ideas of her own.
    • The Big Payback
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      10/7/05
      9.1
      Bernie gets mad when Vanessa spends all of her clothing money on one pair of shoes. In order to get his money back, he puts her to work at MacMan Enterprises.
    • Spinning Wheels
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      4/7/06
      9.1
      Wanda's sister comes for a visit, and makes plans to throw Wanda a roller-disco birthday party. Tennis great Serena Williams gives Bernie advice on dealing with sisters.
    • For a Few Dollars More
      For a Few Dollars More
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      5/14/03
      9.1
      Bernie wants to give Jordan his first real birthday party. When one of Jordan's classmates schedules his party for the same day, Bernie turns things into a competition.
    • Hot Hot Hot
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      1/16/02
      9.1
      It's a hot day, the kids are causing problems, and the air conditioning breaks down.
    • Lock Down
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      3/6/02
      9.1
      Bernie becomes very security-concious after the house is broken into.
    • The King and I
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      1/30/02
      9.0
      Bernie realizes that Jordan and Bryana check with Vanessa before doing anything he tells them to do.
    • Chess Wars
      Chess Wars
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      4/9/03
      9.0
      Vanessa wants to wear makeup, Jordan has his eye on a paintball gun, and Bryana is angling for a new doll. Bernie uses techniques he's learned in chess to thwart the kids' desires.
    • A Christmas Story
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      12/19/01
      9.0
      Bryana brings home a stray dog, and the kids have a hard time hiding it from Uncle Bernie.
    • Hall of Fame
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      2/6/02
      9.0
      Jordan tries to impress his Uncle Bernie by joining the football team.
    • Mac 101
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      3/27/02
      9.0
      Impressed by the behavior and talents of another family's kids, Bernie cracks down on his own with a program of constant studying.
    • Wanda's Week Off
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      1/23/02
      9.0
      Wanda spends time with the kids and starts hinting to Bernie that maybe they should have a child of their own.
    • Leaving Los Angeles
      Leaving Los Angeles
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      3/12/03
      9.0
      Bernie is Vegas-bound again, but first he has to take the kids to the movies.
    • Car Wars
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      10/21/05
      9.0
      Vanessa goes behind Bernie's back in order to buy her first car. Wanda offers to take Jordan and his friends to Comic-Con, but the boys would rather attend a concert.
    • Saving Bernie Mac
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      12/5/01
      9.0
      Big Mama had two things that kept little Bernie in line -- church and whippings. Whippings are out, so Bernie and Wanda take the kids to church for a little discipline.
    • If I Were N-Riched Man
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      4/3/02
      8.9
      Bryana overhears her Uncle Bernie use a bad word, and repeats it at school—much to the horror of her teacher. A social worker shows up at the house to discuss Bernie's hostility problems.
    • Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope
      Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      2/5/03
      8.9
      Because he's spending all of his free time taking care of the kids, Bernie is excited when Wanda's boss invites Bernie and Wanda to a dinner party.
    • Growing Pains
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      4/14/06
      8.9
      Vanessa would rather work extra shifts at the coffee shop than study for her SAT test. Jordan discovers that he can now overpower Vanessa and this leads to problems with his Uncle Bernie.
    • Sin Cup
      Sin Cup
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      1/15/03
      8.9
      When Jordan receives a lecture on sin, it has a bigger effect on Bryana.
    • Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      11/14/01
      8.9
      The kids arrive from Chicago, and Uncle Bernie lays down the law.
    • Back in the Day
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      2/20/02
      8.9
      Old age is starting to catch up with Bernie, and he doesn't like it one bit.
    • Who's Your Mama
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      3/31/06
      8.9
      With Wanda away on business, Bryana's father temporarily moves in to help out with the chores. Jordan wants to win the "Best Smile" award at school. The other girls are teasing Bryana.
    • The United Front
      The United Front
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      12/4/02
      8.9
      Bernie would like Wanda to stop being the "fun auntie" and help him discipline the kids. Vanessa gives herself a driving lesson.
    • Handle Your Business
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      2/13/02
      8.8
      Bernie gets in trouble with the family when he says too much on a local radio show.
    • Wrestling With A Sticky Situation
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      9/23/05
      8.8
      Jordan joins the wrestling team and Bernie seeks advice from wrestling champion "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. As punishment for taking her Aunt Wanda's clothes, Vanessa is put on laundry duty.
    • Sweet Home Chicago (1)
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      5/15/02
      8.8
      Bernie takes the family back to Chicago for the funeral of his Uncle Elister. The kids realize that this is a chance to see their mother again. Cousin D causes problems for Bernie.
    • Magic Jordan
      Magic Jordan
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      2/12/03
      8.8
      Jordan plans to impress one of Vanessa's friends with magic. Wanda is bothered by a box full of Bernie's memories.
    • Father Knows Best
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      9/23/05
      8.8
      Bryana's biological father shows up and disrupts the little girl's routine.
    • Some Church Bull
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      12/2/05
      8.8
      The family attends the annual parish church retreat. Bernie and Wanda come to a big decision.
    • Kelly's Heroes
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      5/8/02
      8.7
      When Kelly's girlfriend throws him out, Bernie lets him stay at the house.
    • Bernie's Angels
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      4/14/06
      8.7
      Bryana causes Bernie to suffer a near-death experience and Jordan takes advantage of the situation. Vanessa deals with her college applications.
    • Secrets and Lies
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      5/1/02
      8.7
      After begging Wanda to cancel dinner plans they have with another couple, Bernie tells Jordan to fake an asthma attack so that the two of them can sneak off to a basketball game.
    • Sorely Missed
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      12/16/05
      8.7
      Bernie thinks that he and Wanda need some time alone. Bryana has trouble remembering her mother.
    • Pop Pop Goes The Weasel
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      11/11/05
      8.7
      Uncle Bernie won't teach Jordan how to barbecue. A possum invades the Mac household.
    • Night of Terror
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      10/28/05
      8.7
      When Bernie and Wanda attend a school charity auction, Jordan is the only person available to babysit Bryana.
    • Carfool
      Carfool
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      10/30/02
      8.7
      Bernie is delighted that Jordan is in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive him to school two days a week. When Bernie forces Jordan to become friends with the unpopular kid in the carpool, he doesn't count on the boy's parents being part of the deal.moreless
    • What Would Jason Do
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      3/31/06
      8.7
      Vanessa's school prom is coming up, and Bernie interviews her potential dates. Bryana sprains her ankle playing soccer.
    • Eye of the Tiger
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      11/30/03
      8.6
      To please his Uncle Bernie, Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for rhythmic gymnastics. Wanda coaches Bryana's soccer team.
    • Stop Having Sex
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      4/17/02
      8.6
      Bernie is worried that the kids are being exposed to things that they are too young to handle.
    • It's Never As Bad As the First Time
      4/7/06
      8.6
      Jordan surprises everyone when he starts dating a cheerleader. Bernie and Wanda are worried that Bryana is picking up some mature habits from Vanessa's friends.
    • For Whom The Belt Tolls
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      11/4/05
      8.5
      Wanda has trouble controlling the kids, so Bernie shows her how to use Big Mama's belt. Bernie updates his home theater system.
    • Here To Stay
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      12/12/01
      8.5
      Bernie realizes that, for better or worse, the kids are family and not just house guests.
    • Welcome to the Jungle
      Welcome to the Jungle
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      11/13/02
      8.4
      Jordan's homework of caring for the class snake has Bryana wanting a pet of her own. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester explains to Bernie how species adapt to their environment.
    • Keep It on the Short Grass
      Keep It on the Short Grass
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      9/18/02
      8.4
      A charity golf tournament brings out the worst in Bernie Mac.
    • Exercise In Fertility (1)
      Exercise In Fertility (1)
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      1/13/06
      8.3
      Wanda is determined to get pregnant, Bernie is feeling the pressure, and the kids are wondering what's going on.
    • Fumes of Detente
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      1/6/06
      8.3
      Vanessa's friend from Chicago comes for a visit.
    • Five Stages of Bryana
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      6/15/04
      8.3
      Bernie and Wanda consult a child therapist to determine what is making Bryana suddenly throw tantrums, become a bully at school, and fight with her siblings at home.
    • Family Reunion
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      2/8/04
      8.2
      Bernie and Wanda host the Mac Family reunion. Bernie learns that when it comes to family, you've got to take the good with the bad.
    • The Sweet Life
      The Sweet Life
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      12/11/02
      8.1
      When the doctor tells Bernie that he has high cholesterol, Wanda wants him to change his diet. But Bernie would rather take advice from his neighbor, Don Rickles.
    • Road to Tradition
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      12/14/03
      8.0
      Bernie wants to have a traditional family Christmas for the kids. Wanda tries to impress her co-workers by getting them nice Christmas gifts.
    • Laughing Matters
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      12/21/03
      8.0
      Bernie lands the lead role in a dramatic movie. Jordan is upset when he has to attend daycare after school. Vanessa doesn't want her friend to know that she is Bernie Mac's niece.
    • Now You Got It
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      11/14/01
      8.0
      Bernie is on his way to Vegas, but first he must survive Bryana's birthday party.
    • Love Bug
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      1/11/04
      7.9
      When Vanessa brings home her first boyfriend, Bernie works to make sure they don't get any alone-time together. Wanda decides to clear space in her closet and give some shoes to the Salvation Army, but letting go is harder than she thought it would be.
    • Maid Man
      Maid Man
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      4/23/03
      7.9
      Bernie Mac hires a maid to help out around the house, and the kids take full advantage of the situation.
    • Tryptophan-tasy
      Tryptophan-tasy
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      11/27/02
      7.9
      An undercooked Thanksgiving turkey gives Bernie food poisoning. When he tries to sleep it off, bad dreams occur.
    • Bernie Mac, Ladies Man
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      11/28/01
      7.9
      Bernie doesn't like being known as a stay-at-home dad.
    • Nerdy Mac
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      1/21/05
      7.9
      Bernie and Wanda are not satisfied with Bryana's test scores, and decide to enroll her at Jordan's school. Jordan is depressed because the kids at school think he's a nerd.
    • The Talk
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      4/26/04
      7.9
      Wanda tells Bernie that it's time for Jordan to learn about "the birds and the bees."
    • Stiff Upper Lip
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      9/15/04
      7.8
      Bernie decides that 8-year-old Bryana is too old to be riding her bike with training wheels. She crashes, and a guilty Bernie volunteers to take her class to the museum. Jordan steals an old cast from the hospital and wears it at school to get out of gym class.
    • It's A Wonderful Wife
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      1/25/04
      7.8
      Bernie's routine is disrupted when Wanda quits her job. Some older boys want Jordan to introduce them to Vanessa.
    • The Big Picture
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      3/18/05
      7.7
      Bernie hires a personal assistant. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H becomes the victim of Jordan's prank phone calls.
    • Who's That Lady
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      4/12/04
      7.7
      Wanda is feeling left out when Bernie gets a new female friend. The kids find some items that Uncle Bernie has hidden from them.
    • Love Thy Nephew
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      12/7/03
      7.7
      Bernie and Jordan build a treehouse together. Bryana tries to put a bumper sticker on Wanda's car.
    • Exercise In Fertility (2)
      Exercise In Fertility (2)
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      1/20/06
      7.6
      Bernie and Wanda go to a fertility specialist. The kids are worried that a new addition to the family will leave them out in the cold.
    • I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      3/11/05
      7.6
      When Jordan develops a crush on a girl, Bernie teaches Jordan how to be a "player." Vanessa wants to attend a hip-hop concert.
    • The Music Mac
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      4/1/05
      7.4
      Bernie wants to encourage Vanessa's burgeoning musical talent.
    • Thanksgiving
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      6/29/04
      7.4
      Vanessa's teacher, a vegetarian, invites the Mac family to Thanksgiving dinner.
    • Make Room for Caddy
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      3/7/04
      7.4
      Wanda asks Bernie to try and get along with her father. In a series of flashbacks, we see how Bernie and Wanda first met.
    • The Main Event
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      11/21/01
      7.4
      Jordan is being bullied at school, so Bernie teaches him how to defend himself.
    • Easy Rider
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      4/5/04
      7.3
      A motorcycle accident causes Bernie to imagine what the family would be like without him. Jordan is caught selling girlie magazines at school.
    • Big Brother
      Big Brother
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      9/8/04
      7.2
      Bernie installs security cameras to monitor the family's activities.
    • Hair Jordan
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      1/4/04
      7.1
      Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop. Wanda and the girls try to fix a smoke detector.
    • Being Bernie Mac
      Being Bernie Mac
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      9/22/04
      7.1
      Bernie is hoping for some peace and quiet as he prepares for a performance that night, but he must deal with the kids when Wanda's business meeting runs long.
    • That Old Mac Magic
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      4/26/04
      7.1
      Jordan stars in a TV commercial and learns that show business can be cruel.
    • J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      2/22/04
      7.1
      Jordan enters the school spelling contest. Vanessa makes a "One Day In The Life" video for a school project.
    • The Getaway
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      3/29/04
      7.1
      Bernie takes the family on vacation to San Diego, but it's Las Vegas that's really on his mind.
    • Manchild in Vanessa Land
      Manchild in Vanessa Land
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      2/11/05
      7.1
      Vanessa's new boyfriend is 18 years old, and has a child by a former girlfriend.
    • Jack & Jacqueline
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      2/4/05
      7.0
      Wanda decides to enroll the kids in an organization that teaches social skills to young people.
    • Droobie or Not Droobie
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      2/15/04
      6.9
      Bernie takes a film role because it stars Bryana's favorite character, Droobie. Jordan sells candy bars to help raise money for the school. Wanda tries to teach Vanessa the value of putting her money in the bank.
    • You Don't Know Squad
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      2/18/05
      6.8
      Bernie is happy that Vanessa has joined the Spirit Squad, until he sees the racey costumes and provacative routines. Jordan enlists Bryana and her friends to help him sell a product.
    • It's Mac-ademic
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      3/22/04
      6.8
      Bernie questions the teaching methods at Bryana's school, so he volunteers to be a teacher's helper for a week. Jordan and Vanessa are constantly fighting.
    • Walk Like a Man
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      4/8/05
      6.7
      Bernie feels that Jordan is ready to walk home from school by himself. Vanessa has a wardrobe malfunction while swimming.
    • Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      6/22/04
      6.7
      It's Bernie's birthday, and the family doesn't seem to take much notice.
    • My Privacy
      My Privacy
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      1/14/05
      6.6
      Bryana accidentally walks in on Bernie getting out of the bathtub. Vanessa is not happy when Bryana moves into her room. Bernie and Wanda decide that it may be time to remodel the house.
    • Mac-Inations
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      4/12/04
      6.4
      Bernie is always playing pranks on the family, so Wanda and the kids decide a little payback is in order.
    • Mac Overdrive
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      9/29/04
      6.3
      Bernie gives Vanessa driving lessons.
    • Saving Sergeant Tompkins
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      3/14/04
      6.3
      Jordan asks about his real father. Bernie lies to the boy, and this upsets Vanessa.
    • Who Gives This Bride
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      1/14/05
      6.2
      Bernie's sister announces that she and her fiance are eloping to Las Vegas. Wanda offers to have the wedding at the Mac house.
    • Stone Nuts
      Stone Nuts
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      1/28/05
      6.1
      Jordan wants to be more popular in school, so Bernie teaches him to gamble. Wanda's birthday is coming up, and Bernie searches for a rare cognac-colored diamond.
    • You Got Served
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      2/25/05
      6.1
      Bryana's birthday party results in a lawsuit.
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