Bryana:(talking to Jordan and Vanessa) I thought our daddy was my daddy.
Jordan: Nah, why do you think you're yellow and we're chocolate?
Bernie Mac:(talking to the camera) I'm changing my mind about absentee fathers. Some of you'all need to stay gone. You know who you are.
Bernie Mac: (talking to the camera about Bryan) America! I haven't seen this cat in years. Used to cut hair in the neighborhood. He ain't no sissy, though. In fact, he used to have quite a way with the ladies. I wonder what brings him to town, though? Hmmm, I hope it ain't no money.
The name of this episode is the same name of the '50s sitcom Father Knows Best starring Robert Young.