The Bernie Mac Show Season 5 Episode 10

Bernie Mac: (talking to the camera) Look America, I want to tighten this family up as much as Wanda does, but singing Kumbaya and roastin' weinies in the woods never helped nobody.

(the kids are fighting in the back seat of the car)
Bernie Mac: (yelling) Wanda, I swear to God, I'm gonna drive this car off the cliff and we're all going to be in hell together!

Wanda: I know the retreat didn't go as planned. Looking at all of those nice families, I guess I wanted us to be like them. I mean, I've been taking care of you guys for four years, and not once have you guys given me a Mother's Day Card.
Vanessa: But you're not our mother.
Wanda: Right...right...sorry...excuse me.
Wanda leaves the table
Bernie Mac: (throwing napkin at Vanessa) Now why would you go and say something stupid like that?
Vanessa: I wasn't trying to be mean.
Bernie Mac: Well, you were!