Jordan: I don't want to learn how to fight.
Bernie Mac: Well, you gonna learn how to fight! Get up, quit being so difficult.
Jordan: I'm working on my magic trick.
Bernie Mac: Give me that doggone magic trick! What're you gonna do if somebody starts picking on you -- you going to disappear?
Bernie Mac: (talking to the camera) Now that's the problem, America. You can beat some of the people some of the time, but you can't beat your kids.
Linda Mendoza was nominated for the 2002 ALMA Award for "Outstanding Director of a Television Drama or Comedy" for this episode.