Elly May was making Granny get on the escalator at the airport, but Granny refused to. Right next to the escalator was a staircase, so why didn't Granny just make her way down the stairs before going to the escalator?
(Jed shows Pearl the stove in their kitchen)
Pearl: I declare, I'm just speechless.
Granny: That'll be the day.
(Jethrine's boyfriend Jasper meets Elly)
Jethrine: She's the one we'll be stayin' with in Californi.
Jasper: Well, poke me another air hole, baby, and let's go!
(Jed just watched Granny and Pearl destroy one another's dishes for dinner)
Jed: Mr. Drysdale, have I got enough money to take everybody out to a nice eatin' place?
Drysdale: Mr. Clampett, with your money, you could buy the finest restaurant in Beverly Hills.
Jed: Before the battle's over, that's just what I might hafta do.