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Elly May Clampett
Daisy Moses "Granny"
Jethro is bigger than Lester, but he borrowed his Clyde costume, and it fit perfectly. For a man with longer limbs, how did a smaller suit fit so perfectly?
(The robbers come into Miss Jane's office, actually Jethro and Elly)
Jethro: Uh hi Miss Jane. Where's Mr. Drysdale?
Jane: Jethro?! Elly May?!
Elly: We's Bonnie and Claude.
Jethro: It's Bonnie and Clyde!
Jane: Jethro, this is a dangerous prank. You could get shot!
Jethro: Oh no. These guns ain't real. Come on.
Elly: I'm comin' Bonnie.
Jethro: You're Bonnie! I'm Claude! I mean, Clyde!
(Elly asks why they are messing with the old woman, Drysdale is disguise, and he realizes he's not in danger)
Jethro: You dumb bunny!
Elly: I thought you said I was Bonnie!
(Lester, Earl, and Gladys come out of the car in their 1930's outfits and prop guns)
Gladys: Gee, I hope these 1930's styles never come back. Not one man whistled at me all morning.
Lester: Who's gonna whistle at a woman with a sawed off shotgun?
Earl: Especially when her husband has a machine gun.
(Granny runs to the kitchen to save the leftovers Gladys was making a stew out of because Jethro is entering through the kitchen)
Jed: She'll never make it on them short legs.
Lester: Dog gone. There goes Gladys' cookin' lesson.
Jed: If she gets in Jethro's way, there goes Gladys.
(Jethro picks up Earl's book he wrote on how to play the banjo)
Jethro: "Earl Scruggs and the Five String Banjo?" Hey, you learned to play the banjo, Mr. Scruggs?
Lester: Answer the boy Earl.
Earl: Yeah Jethro, I'm learnin'.
(Granny comes down in the Pretty Girl Floyd flapper outfit, and Drysdale asks about it)
Granny: Well Gladys ain't playin' it, and I wanna wear latest style clothes too.
Drysdale: With that outfit, you're back in the twenties.
Granny: It does make me look young, don't it?
(Granny asks Gladys if she wants to trade parts)
Gladys Well Granny, I don't think this dress would fit you too well.
Granny: Yeah, I see what cha mean. It's too long for me.
Granny: Jed! What part are you playin'?
Jed: Well, I'm supposed to be a feller named of John Dillinger.
Granny: Who's he?
Jed: Well uh, he must have been one of them there financiers. Mr. Drysdale says he opened up a whole bunch of banks.
Drysdale: And Mrs. Flatt will play Pretty Girl Floyd.
Jane: Pretty Boy Floyd.
Drysdale: Who's gonna believe she's a boy?
Jethro: Will you please bake a cake with a saw in it?
Gladys: A saw?!
Granny: He'll eat anything.
(Granny looks in her pots and sees everything's gone – Jethro had struck)
Granny: Gladys?! What happened to Gladys?
Gladys: I'm here Granny. (she is under the table)
Granny: Are you alright darlin'?
Gladys: I think so Granny. I was at the refrigerator. And suddenly I heard this frightening noise. So I dived under the table.
Granny: Frightening noise?
Gladys: Yes, a roaring grinding sound, like a giant garbage disposer.
Granny: That's what it was. But you're safe now honey. It won't feed for another two hours.
(Jed is told he did a good job blowing on Granny's jug when Lester and Earl were doing their song)
Jed: Well, the blowin' ain't hard. What gets ya is fightin' the feedback from the fumes.
(Drysdale tells Cratchit to fight the robbers, but Cratchit doesn't want to alone)
Drysdale: What's the guard doing?
Cratchit: Uh, he was doing about thirty when he left.
(Earl tells Lester and Gladys they should have changed their costumes)
Earl: But we scared Jethro into the house.
Lester: Aw, he recognized us.
(Duke comes up to them in the car)
Gladys: Sure, even Duke knows us.
Lester: Yeah, Jethro is as smart as Duke. (Gladys and Earl look at him) Purt near.
(Jed tells Granny the food she is preparing is real soul food)
Granny: Well, I'm doing it for the sake of Lester, so that purty wife of his can learn country cookin'.
Jed: Granny, ya know I always said, "There is no beatin' a beautiful woman that can cook."
Granny: Thank ya Jed.
Granny: What's Jethro doing?
Jed: Fetchin' a stick.
Granny: He's spendin' too much time around Duke. Yesterday I caught him burying a bone.
Jed: When he goes to chasing cars I'll speak to him.
(Jethro is trying to teach Duke to fetch a stick)
Jed: Seems to me you've been at that about ten years now.
Jethro: Yeah. Reckon he's just too dumb.
Jed: Just too smart.
Jethro: What cha mean?
Jed: What would Duke want with sticks? He ain't no beaver.
Jethro: Yeah, but other dogs fetch sticks!
Jed: Yeah, that's their problem. Duke's got you to do it fer him.
This is also the last appearance of Joi Lansing as Gladys Flatt.
This is the last appearance made by Flatt and Scruggs.
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