(Mark is going to buy Elly a scuba suit) Mark: I'd like to have her measurements. Jane: So would I.
(Klinger helps Granny with her frog problem) Granny: Thank you doctor. You don't know what you've done. Klinger: That is the absolute truth.
(Drysdale sees a frog on his desk, and when he finds out it is Granny, calls it a cute fella) Granny: Well, he ain't a fella yet, but he might be after Miss Jane's kiss. Drysdale: Kiss? Who's she supposed to kiss? Jane: Granny, I can't. He's too cold and repulsive. Granny: Not him! (points to Drysdale)
Granny: From the navel down, he was frog. Then, I give him a potion what was supposed to make him into all man, but it backfired on me, and it made him all frog. Jethro: You expect me to believe that? Granny: Do you expect to eat today?! Jethro: I believe it. Granny: Then I had Elly kiss the frog, and that changed him into all man. Jethro: (laughs) That's wild! Granny: What?! Jethro: But true! True.
Elly: Jethro, we'd like to be alone. Jethro: You gonna neck? (Elly slams her foot on Jethro's) Elly: Jethro!
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