(Jethro is watching the late, late monster movie)
Jethro: Oh look Granny, yonder comes the vampire bat man, the green zombie, the werewolf, and the mad scientist. They's all good guys.
(Jane tells Granny the story about Pan, the goat boy, and how only Zeus could change him)
Granny: Could you get me that Zeus on the telephone? He sounds like quite a doctor.
Jane: Granny, he exists only in Greek mythology, on Mount Olympus.
Granny: Well, if it's long distance, I'd be glad to pay fer it.
Jethro: Hey Granny, come on in! I switched channels and got a even better picture – "The Wolf Man Marries Snow White."
(Elly comes down the stairs in a pant suit)
Jed: Elly, why don't you wear a dress? Mark will think you're a boy.
Mark: No way.
Jethro: Hey Uncle Jed, what cha doin'?
Jed: Fixin' to bury a basket full of vittles.
Jethro: Give em to me! I'm starvin'.
Jed: Help yourself. Elly May cooked em.
Jethro: Bury em.