(Granny doesn't want to hear what Jed says is in the telegram)
Granny: I ain't gonna listen! (covers her ears)
Jed: Well doggies! It's from Louellen Aden in Monroe, Louisiana.
Granny: Why, that's that little girl that Jethro used to tote her books back home.
Jed: I thought you wasn't gonna listen.
Granny: Can I help it if I got ears like a hawk?!