(Granny plans to give Dash Riprock some tonic so he'll propose to Elly, saving her from being an old maid)
Jed: Elly ain't no old maid.
Granny: Jed, when are you gonna get it through your head? When a girl passes fourteen, she's an old maid. When she passes sixteen, she's a spinster. And when she passes eighteen, ferget it!