The Beverly Hillbillies Season 1 Episode 24

(Jane tells Drysdale that his skeet shooting partner is calling from the hospital)
Drysdale: Hospital?! Hawk Eye?!
Jane: Yes. He was crossing the street, and he didn't see a fire truck coming.

(Elly says she can't go back home to the Hills because she can't leave her lion cub, Little Jethro, behind)
Elly: This here's a lion.
Jed: And you named him after Jethro?
Jethro: Yeah, cause he's king of the beasts, huh Elly?
Jed: Nah. Cause he eats so much and his feet's so big.
Jethro: My feet ain't big.
Jed: What cha talkin' bout boy? When you was twelve, your feet was so big you used to have to go done to the crossroads to turn around.

(Jethro and Granny volunteer to shoot skeet with Drysdale at the competition)
Drysdale: Well thank you, but you see, my teammate has to be someone who works at the bank. And since Mr. Clampett here just happens to be my Vice President.
Jed: Sure was a stroke of luck for me to get that job in time just to shoot with ya.
Jane: Almost as though it were planned.