The Beverly Hillbillies

Season 8 Episode 11

Midnight Shorty

Aired Unknown Dec 03, 1969 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Shorty tells Jed and Granny about his dates with four different women last night)
      Granny: Alright Jed, you heard him.
      Jed: I sure did.
      Granny: You gonna do something about it?
      Jed: I sure am. Come here, Shorty. (picks up a skillet)
      Granny: Jed! You ain't gonna hit him with that skillet?
      Jed: Heck no. I'm gonna fry him some eggs. He can't keep going like that on cookies.