The Beverly Hillbillies

Season 8 Episode 11

Midnight Shorty

Aired Unknown Dec 03, 1969 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (The girls dump Shorty in the pool after they find out he doesn't have 200 mil)
      Jed: What happened, Shorty?
      Shorty: Jed, in case you ever decide to marry a city woman, let me give you some advice.
      Jed: What's that?
      Shorty: They don't mind if ya drink, gamble, even cheat on em. But don't ever admit that cha play checkers.