(Granny says she saw Shorty pull up with a girl at 4AM)
Jed: I didn't think you could see out front from your room.
Granny: That's got nothin' to do with it! It was the most disgusting, disgraceful sight. I wanted to cover my eyes!
Jed: Why didn't ya?
Granny: Cause, I'd a fell off the roof.