The Beverly Hillbillies

Season 8 Episode 12

Shorty Go Home

Aired Unknown Dec 10, 1969 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Elly: Jethro, you put that gun down and go chop that wood so Shorty can rest.
      Jethro: Did you hear that Shorty? Isn't that funny? I'm sittin' here with a shotgun, and this dumb old girl cousin of mine thinks she can order me around. Is she dumb or is she dumb? You're dumb. D-U-M. Dumb.
      Shorty: Don't mess with him Elly May; he's big as a moose and twice as strong. Appreciate what you're trying to, no, no, no don't tangle with him. (covers his eyes) No, I can't look.
      Elly: You can look now Shorty.
      (Jethro is hanging from a tree branch by his night shirt)
      Jethro: Like I said Shorty, she's dumb. Awful strong, but dumb.
      Elly: Don't you call me dumb!
      Jethro: Well ya are! How do you expect me to chop wood hanging up here?!

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