(Granny is telling Mark about Elly and Shorty's old romance) Granny: It was her Pa that promised her hand. Mark: When she was twelve? Granny: Yeah. Folks was beginning to call her a old maid. Mark: Well, they get married early back in the hills, but couldn't her father find someone younger and maybe better looking? Granny: Mark, you gotta understand that Jed was poor as a church mouse in them days. Mr. Kellems was wealthy. He offered Jed a mule. Mark: A mule?! For his only daughter?! Granny: The way Jed felt about it, he wasn't losin' a daughter; he was gaining a mule!
Shorty: I'm still single, you know. I figured I'd date me a Hollywood cutie. Granny: I ain't got no time for datin'!
Jed: What brings you out here to Californi? Shorty: Well, Granny called long distance and said . . . Granny: Eh, invited him out for the holidays. Shorty: Yeah, that's it. Said we'd have a white Christmas together. Jed: White Christmas in Beverly Hills? Granny: Ain't you heard? We're gonna have white smog this year.
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