(Jed is offering help with the condors, which he doesn't know is a bird)
Jed: Supposin', uh, instead of money, we gather together a bunch of clothes and stuff and leave them up there in the mountains where the Condors can find em.
Jed: Yeah. Good, heavy, warm stuff.
Biddle: You couldn't get a condor to wear clothes.
Jed: You mean to tell me there's forty of em runnin' around up there buck tooth naked?
Biddle: Mr. Clampett, do you know what a condor looks like?
Jed: I don't care how pretty they are; they oughtta wear somethin'.
(Granny is talking about Elly's cooking, making the truth sound much better than it is)
Dash: She must be pretty good.
Granny: "Good" ain't the word fer Elly's cookin'. Why, just this mornin' she baked ten pounds of donuts and they's gone already.
Dash: Just my luck to miss out on them.
Granny: It sure is.
(Jed enters the kitchen)
Jed: Well, how y'all doin'?
Dash: Granny's been telling me all about Elly's cooking.
Jed: Oh, well uh, don't forget she's awful purty.